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up the butt?
You can't just leave a message like that without the common decency of a plan first. Who'se going to do all this fucking? You? You alone are going to fuck the entire Newgrounds audience? I think not. You're going to need at least 5 other people, working in shifts, day in and day out, to make this happen. You might think that isn't too hard, but what self-respecting woman is going to sign up for this? You're realistically only going to be able to find 5 other men, and then they would have to be bisexual to be of any use to you in this endeavor. And then what about essential supplies? With all this fucking going on, you and your five bi business partners aren't going to have very much time to scrounge up cash for food, satin sheets, trashy porn, and Barry White CDs. Even if you plan ahead and hoard a stash of sexy tapes, music, tools, and ambiance, you never know when (and if) you're going to need to run out for a lube run. Who's going to want to actually run around when that happens? The chafing is going to be fucking terrible, and by the time you run out of lube, no one's going to be in any sort of shape capable of running. An awkward waddle, maybe, but you can't awkwardly waddle 5 blocks down the street and back to grab some Astroglide in time for your lubeless compadres to save their genitalia from the burning friction of a thousand Hells.
You're just inconsiderate.
BreakingFaces
How'd you get on the front page?